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The Master ([personal profile] syncopath) wrote2008-06-11 05:07 pm
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(discedo) Playing Track One [Voice Post]

[smaller text is unintentional]

No. No, I won. This isn't fair.

Lucy?

[small pause, then a tiny clearing of the throat]

[tone is congenial, with a slight hint of bordering on intolerance, why do i feel like i'm forecasting weather here]

Greetings. I am Professor Saxon. I can only assume that whoever has deposited me in this hellhole... quaint little place is paying attention. It would no doubt please you to know that you have me at an extreme disadvantage- that is to say, you've got all the answers while I'm riddling out scraps of poetry and saddled with a sadistically primitive bit of communications technology. I gather that you are also responsible for the headache.

[softly menacing] You are making a mistake.

[aaaaand back to congenial] Rest assured, however, that this is nothing that can't be rectified by a little pooling of knowledge. I would like to know why and how I came to be here. I gather from the lack of intelligent life environmental conditions that you, in turn, could use a certain amount of qualified assistance. It is therefore of the utmost importance that we speak. I am sure that we can come to an equitable and mutually favorable agreement.

Let us help each other.

[identity profile] onceahuman.livejournal.com 2008-06-14 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Professor? What do you teach?

[identity profile] onceahuman.livejournal.com 2008-06-18 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Sure thing.

Do you know much about physics. I could give you some lessons in that, if you'd want any.

[identity profile] onceahuman.livejournal.com 2008-06-18 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
I was studying to be one, with Physics as my major. But, well... some stuff happened, and I can't continue anymore.

Re: god why am i starting to feel like an online predator

[identity profile] onceahuman.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Close, but it was more like a tragic accident in a submarine reactor.

I'm beginning to think so too!

The name is Mona Lisa. Nice to meet you, Professor Saxon.

[identity profile] onceahuman.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about it, Professor. I've already told the same story to a bunch of other people here. It's something I'm used to doing... in a way.

[identity profile] onceahuman.livejournal.com 2008-06-24 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
More than I realize, sometimes.